So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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