Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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