I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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