Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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