she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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