Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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