Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
