im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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