Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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