question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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