should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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