you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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