i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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