"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
its liver damage thursday
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