She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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