Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
too bad you live with your parents still
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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