Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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