i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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