glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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