who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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