I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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