Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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