I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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