so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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