chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I wear drunk well.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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