Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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