At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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