I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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