If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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