I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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