No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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