at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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