I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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