Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
bring money and cleavage
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Randomize
