What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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