8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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