Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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