Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
