there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Holy sore nipples Batman
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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