don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Randomize
