i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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