I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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