I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
