This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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