God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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