I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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