We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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