what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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