Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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