why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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